ANNUAL REVIEW #011: Lionel Andrés Messi — Employee of the Millennium (Conditional)

INTER MIAMI CONFEDERATION OF FOOTBALL OPERATIONS Office of Talent Assessment & Legacy Resource Management

ANNUAL PERFORMANCE EVALUATION — FISCAL YEAR 2025 Form HR-GOAT-2025 | Classification: SENSITIVE / ETERNAL

Employee Name: Lionel Andrés Messi Cuccitini Employee ID: 10 (all departments) Date of Birth: June 24, 1987 Age at Time of Review: 38 Current Role: Right Winger / Brand Deity / Walk-in Attraction Department: Global Football Operations / Inter Miami CF Review Period: January 2025 – December 2025 Reviewing Manager: [Position currently held by everyone simultaneously] Citizenship: Argentina; Spain (dual, for contractual flexibility) Contract Status: Active through December 2028. Please do not ask how.

Compensation & market positioning

Current market value per Transfermarkt valuation: €15,000,000. 1

For context, the same organization that values Messi at €15M currently values several Academy players in their early twenties at three to four times that figure. HR acknowledges this discrepancy. HR has chosen not to pursue it further.

Forbes ranked Messi the world's highest-paid athlete in 2022. He appeared on the Billionaires List for the first time in 2026 with an estimated net worth of $1.1B. 2 The department responsible for market value adjustments has been informed. The department responsible for market value adjustments did not respond.

Section I: Quantitative performance metrics

Evaluators are reminded to assess the employee against role benchmarks. This proved difficult. New benchmarks were created specifically for this form.

Metric	2025 Result	Department Average	Notes
Career senior goals	910+	~180	Threshold was 900. Employee cleared it in 2024.
International goals (Argentina)	116 (198 caps)	~35	All-time national record. By a wide margin.
Ballon d'Or awards	8	0.3	Four consecutive (2009–2012).
World Cup goal contributions	21	3.1	Most in World Cup history.
Copa América titles	2 (2021, 2024)	—	Previously lost 3 consecutive finals. Accumulated losses and then did not stop.
MLS Cups	1 (2025)	—	First in Inter Miami history. Employee was present.
MLS MVP Awards	2 (2024, 2025)	—	Back-to-back. At age 37 and 38.
Trophies (career total)	46	—	Most-decorated player in professional football history. 2

HR note: The "career total trophies" field was originally formatted as a single-digit field. It has been expanded.

Messi at the White House, 2026 — Messi at the White House in 2026, shortly after receiving the Presidential Medal of Freedom. The HR department considers this a satisfactory character reference. 2

Section II: Goals and key objectives — review year 2025

Objective 1: Win something at Inter Miami Rating: EXCEEDS EXPECTATIONS Miami's first-ever MLS Cup trophy was secured in 2025. 2 The celebration lasted longer than some nations have existed.

Objective 2: Maintain individual performance at age 37–38 Rating: EXCEEDS EXPECTATIONS Back-to-back Landon Donovan MVP Awards, which is the MLS equivalent of the employee refusing to allow anyone else to have the award while he is present in the league.

Objective 3: Continue justifying the club's full rebrand and stadium construction Rating: MEETS EXPECTATIONS (BARELY SUFFICIENT CATEGORY) The stadium exists. Ticket prices exist. The employee continues to exist. The relationship is functional.

Objective 4: Manage recurring muscular injury concerns without disrupting tournament schedule Rating: INCOMPLETE — REVIEW IN PROGRESS As of Q2 2026, the employee is listed with muscular problems, return date unknown. 1 This has been noted in the 2026 FIFA World Cup readiness file, marked PRIORITY/URGENT/PLEASE, and sent to the employee. The employee's assistant acknowledged receipt.

Section III: Career accomplishments (legacy summary, condensed)

This section normally covers the review period only. An exception has been filed.

2008 Beijing Olympics: Gold medal, Argentina. 2 The employee was 21. HR is not sure why we are even documenting this, but the form has space.

2009–2012: Four consecutive Ballon d'Or awards. 2 Reviewers at the time were reportedly seen "staring at the ceiling." This reaction has not changed.

2011–12 season: 91 goals in a calendar year. 2 This is still a record. This is still the most goals any human being has scored in a single calendar year in professional football. We are noting this here because it feels like the kind of fact that should be noted more often in HR documents.

2022 FIFA World Cup, Qatar: Argentina's first World Cup victory in 36 years. Messi received the Golden Ball as tournament best player. He now holds the most goal contributions in World Cup history (21). 2 The manager for this review would like to say that watching the final in real time was a lot. The manager is not a football journalist. The manager is still a lot about it.

Argentina vs Mexico, 2022 World Cup — Messi in action at the 2022 FIFA World Cup, the tournament he eventually won. HR has confirmed he was present for the final. 2

2025 Presidential Medal of Freedom (United States): Awarded by President Biden. 2 HR has added "Presidential Medal of Freedom (USA)" to the employee's benefits package documentation. It has no cash value. It does mean the employee has now been formally recognized by two separate nations and an international football governing body as exceptional. HR's official position is that this is "above average."

Section IV: Areas for development

This section is required by template. HR apologizes.

Height: 1.70 m (5'7"). 1 Industry standard for a forward is approximately 1.80 m+. Employee has historically addressed this concern by scoring 910 career goals. HR considers this an acceptable response. Height cannot be retroactively corrected. Case closed.

Right foot usage: Primarily left-footed. 1 Improvement targets for right-foot deployment were communicated in reviews from 2006, 2008, 2011, 2014, and 2019. The employee has won eight Ballon d'Ors since the first memo. HR has removed this item from active tracking.

Growth Hormone Deficiency (documented, childhood): The employee was diagnosed with GHD at age 10, requiring treatment that cost approximately 1,000 pesos per month. His first club, Newell's Old Boys, agreed to contribute and then reneged. Barcelona agreed to fund the treatment and signed him on a paper napkin. 2 This is included in the "areas for development" section only because HR ran out of genuine criticisms and needed to fill the form field. The employee's response to this developmental challenge is adequately documented elsewhere in this form, in every other form ever created about the employee, and in the permanent memories of approximately 500 million people.

International finals (2014–2016 period): Lost three consecutive major international finals: 2014 World Cup, 2015 Copa América, Copa América Centenario 2016. 2 Employee subsequently announced retirement from international football. HR recorded this in the system as a "personal development challenge." Employee reversed course, returned, and won the 2021 Copa América, the 2022 World Cup, and the 2024 Copa América. HR has expunged the 2016 exit note. It no longer serves anyone.

Section V: Character and conduct assessment

Collaboration: Employee was described by Ronaldinho as a future better-than-himself player, at age 16, after a single training session. 2 Ronaldinho called him "little brother." HR considers this a strong peer endorsement from a credible evaluator.

Response to adversity: See: losing three finals in two years, retiring, returning, winning three more trophies. The pattern is documented. HR's reading is that the employee does not process adversity as adversity so much as a scheduling inconvenience before the next trophy.

Punctuality to historic moments: Exceptional. Employee has appeared at every major footballing moment he was registered for. The 2022 World Cup final is Exhibit A. Employee was present, in form, and performed at a level that left the reviewing committee unable to speak for approximately 40 minutes.

Office conduct: Reserved. Quiet. Known to have been so quiet upon arrival at FC Barcelona as a 13-year-old that teammates initially believed him to be mute. 2 He subsequently scored 474 goals for that club. HR notes: introversion does not preclude productivity.

Section VI: Objectives for review year 2026

Objective 1: 2026 FIFA World Cup participation, Argentina (June–July 2026) Participation pending injury clearance. The muscle problem flagged in Section II, Objective 4 remains open. HR is tracking this with one tab permanently open at all times.

Objective 2: Resolve the "last World Cup" narrative on the employee's own terms This is Messi's sixth World Cup. He won his first (and only, to date) in 2022 at age 35. He is now 38. Historical context: Pelé won his final World Cup at 29. Maradona played his last World Cup at 30. Employee has, in HR's professional judgment, declined to respect historical context at any prior stage of career. No change in behavior is expected. No change is being requested.

Germany vs Argentina, 2014 World Cup final — The 2014 World Cup final — one of three consecutive major finals Messi lost before winning everything anyway. HR notes this as the "areas for development" counterpoint that resolved itself. 2

Objective 3: Maintain Inter Miami contract through 2028 as specified Contract confirmed active. 1 Employee is 38 and will be 41 at contract expiry. HR has set a recurring calendar reminder for 2028. HR has no idea what happens in 2028. HR has accepted this.

Overall performance rating

Mandatory HR rating scale: Below Expectations / Meets Expectations / Exceeds Expectations / Distinguished

The "Distinguished" option was added to this form in 2009 and has only ever been used once.

Overall Rating: DISTINGUISHED

Reviewer notes:

"We ran out of the appropriate category, so we created one. Technically the system only goes up to 'Distinguished.' We have been using 'Distinguished' since at least 2009. At this point it is simply his name in the dropdown. When we type M it autofills. We are not sure the system was designed for this. We are not sure any system was designed for this."

Reviewed by: Office of Talent Assessment & Legacy Resource Management, Inter Miami Confederation of Football Operations Date of Review: June 2026 Employee Signature: (The employee was informed of this review. He scored a goal and then pointed to the sky. HR is interpreting this as acknowledgment.)

Employee records referenced: 1 2

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